Drive a Castle

Forget those wussy H2s and H3s, the new H1 is out.

The H1 has a new engine, a 300-horsepower 6.6-liter Duramax turbodiesel V-8, which improves the estimated average mileage all the way into double digits.

Woohoo!

The huge gap between the front seats makes H1 the perfect dating vehicle for young people who have taken a pledge of abstinence.

Maybe Hummer owners won't breed.